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Announcing “Chris’ Penn”, our NFC South mailbag!

If it has to do with the NFC South, it's coming out of Chris' Penn.

If it has to do with the NFC South, it’s coming out of Chris’ Penn.

Howdy, everyone!

As Water Cooler Sports continues to grow and our appetite for NFC South ever more ravenous, I think it’s time for me to expand my contributions beyond Grits, Gravy, and Gumbo (GGAG) and Atlanta Falcons beat coverage.

With the encouragement of our beloved editor, therefore, I am excited to announce that starting next week, I will be publishing Chris’ Penn, a weekly mailbag article for all things NFC South! I will be fielding any and all questions pertaining to our favorite division.

I know you’re thrilled to receive this long-awaited news and you can’t wait to take part. You’re probably wondering what the guidelines for participating will be.

Basically, if it has to do with the NFC South, it’s fair game. I’ll be answering your emails relating to any of the four NFC South teams to the best of my ability. queries on upcoming games, notable players, newly installed schemes, injury updates, statistical trends, final score predictions — or, for that matter, anything else your heart desires. If I don’t know the answer, I will find someone who does.

Don’t forget your reactions to the previous week’s games. I want to read those too.

I intend to take this as seriously as you do, so if you can make me laugh or teach me something I didn’t know, all the better. Let’s make this as fun and entertaining as possible.

Chris’ Penn will be released every Tuesday afternoon. To ensure your questions and comments are included in this week’s edition, have them submitted to me at [email protected] no later than 11:59 p.m. the night before. Be sure to put “Chris’ Penn” or “Mailbag” in the subject line, so I don’t miss your message.

I want to see this mailbag full to bursting before the week is out!

1358 comments
LambeauOrWrigley
LambeauOrWrigley

If MaC's avatar isn't lying, he is bound to be mistaken for an 80s porn star.

sgunderson17
sgunderson17

If Big Cheese's avatar isn't lying, Trestman just bought a case of ring pops. 

Big Deal
Big Deal

Kickalicious is available. 

If anyone knows of a team that's in the market for a kicker.

Mods Suck
Mods Suck

Holy crap, I am on a service chat with our web host, and if her avatar isn't lying, this CSR is freaking HOT! Usually, they're the nerdiest, dorkiest Bangladeshi guys imaginable.


LambeauOrWrigley
LambeauOrWrigley

I FINALLY finished watching the Packers game.  Sadly the Travechiio really is not able to kick as deep.  His kickoffs were routinely returned and no matter how accurate that was bound to bite him.

Evil Donkey
Evil Donkey moderator

I'm debating whether to buy madden for the NFL ticket on my phone.

Mods Suck
Mods Suck

@Childerz... Oh, yay, the one that's been up for, I don't know, almost an hour now? heh

bpanhandle
bpanhandle moderator

@Rajifarian If your avatar isn't lying, Lovie has really taken his firing hard.